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DO YOU ALL HAVE ANY HEARTS AT ALL? I POSTED A NEW POST, AND WHAT????!!!! NO COMMENTS? NOT EVEN A TEENY WEENY LIKE? DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD I WAS, CHECKING MY MAIL EVERY DAY, NOT A SINGLE WORD FROM WORDPRESS! WAHHHHHHHHH!

 

Sorry. That was a bit too dramatic.

Okay, but I am annoyed. I’m expecting at least three more likes on THIS post, pronto! AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS! If not…

My suitcase’s ready.

Image courtsey of Sheknows

FREAKING OUT

I’m very disappointed at you all. I posted a new post, but… NOBODY LIKED IT! I ONLY GOT ONE STINKIN’ NEW FOLLOWER! (No offense <3)

So, how about a Compromise? I do a post a week, and you like it the second you see it —

OH WHO AM I KIDDING? YOU ALL HATE MY BLOG, DON’T YOU? YOU HATE IT! SO JUST SCRAM! OUT! OUT, I TELL YOU!

MY LOVE FOR YOU ALL IS BIGGER THAN A CHERRY BLOSSOM (a cherry blossom is pretty big, you know.)

HEY EVEWYBODY! I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH! ❤ WHO MISSED ME? IF YOU MISSED ME, CAN YA LIKE MY POST? *puppy eyes* Aww, come on. I know you wanna! I know you love this blog more than I love cookie and cream cake! *wink wink*

And by the way, now I’ve found out the taste of you people liking my posts. You like short, funny, nonsensical posts, RIGHT? RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? ❤ OH, I KNOW I’M RIGHT!

Dis picture shows me love for you all.
Heart Disease Dogs

Image courtsey of PetsAnswers

L-O-V-E IS THE BEST WORD IN THE WORLD!

I LOVE YOU ALL! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU ALL! DO YOU HEAR ME!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

I’M SETTING ROOTS DOWN HERE IN MY HOME, AND I SWEAR ON MY FURRY PINKIE THAT I’M POSTING A POST MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

 

Of course, if you stop liking it, I’m going back to Strawberry Forest. I have my suitcase right next to me.

Bow-wow. I’m watching you.

Image courtsey of Freegyan

GOODBYE!

I’m moving to Strawberry Forest, kissing my home goodbye. I’ll be back in, I don’t know, a month or so. You all don’t even care, do you? I could delete this stupid blog and you’d all turn away coldly, I’ll bet. WELL THEN, LET’S SEE WHO WINS! I WANT OVER TWO LIKES HERE OR I’M NEVER COMIN’ BACK!

Egg Ice Tea and other events

Today I packed some books into my backpack and headed for a nearby book cafe. Remember how I got fired from being a nurse? I guess that’s what you get for fibbing. *sigh*

Anyway! Since I don’t have a job, I decided to read some books and look for a new job. In my backpack I had packed two novels I had bought last week at the bookstore. They were the bestsellers there – Hairy Potter, and The Hungry Games. I was looking forward to reading them.
And I also had two of the latest newspapers. They were two popular editions – Creature’s Digest and New Yorkie Times.
I entered a cafe. The shelves were packed with trendy fashion magazines and fashionable hair-dos.
I quietly tiptoed to an empty seat near the window. An old Mysterious Creature with spectacles eyed me warily from behind the counter. I bravely approached the counter and looked at the menu. “I’ll have a glass of ice tea,” I told her.
“Peach or lemon?” She asked me.
“Egg, if you please. Or maybe tofu.” I smiled sweetly at her.
She looked at me as if I was out of my mind, but I didn’t care. “O…kay. Come get your drink when it’s ready.”
Satisfied, I returned to my seat and pulled out Creature’s Digest. I flipped through it, looking for ads for jobs. Creature magazines/newspapers are different from humans’. They are very thick and there is a chapter for everything you can think of – food, fashion, books, movies, and of course, jobs. But the bad thing is that they come out once a month.
I turned the pages steadily until I came to the chapter for jobs.
Video store part time job… bank teller… pizza delivery…lifeguard…
No, I thought. No, no, no!
The Mysterious Creature came over and handed me a glass. It was filled with yellowish liquid. Three ice cubes were floating in the unknown beverage.
“Your egg ice tea,” she said dryly.
“Thank you!” I said happily. When she left, I cautiously took a taste. It was perfect! I drained the glass, my eyes fixed on the magazine.
Suddenly I saw a job that caught my eye.
Substitute teacher!
It was a job I had always dreamed of. I closed my eyes and imagined myself walking into a classroom where rows of cute creatures sat waiting with sparkling eyes, eager to learn.
I dialed the number quickly. A low voice answered it on the third ring. “Hello, Roar Elementary School.”
“Um, hello! I saw the ad for a substitute teacher. Is it still open?”
“Oh yes. I am the principal. My name is Louie. Why don’t we talk in person? How about you visit my office when you’re free?”
“Alright! Is Friday alright for you?” I asked hopefully.
“I’ll see you then,” said Louie. He hung up.
I jumped up and down. “I got a job, I got a job!!”
The Mysterious Creature at the counter shot me a look. I quickly packed my bags and hurried out of the book cafe.
“Hey, thief!” the Mysterious Creature at the counter screamed. “You haven’t paid for your drink!”